How Nintendo And The Legend of Zelda Are Finally Growing Up - Escort Mission (Breath of the Wild)
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How Nintendo And The Legend of Zelda Are Finally Growing Up – Escort Mission (Breath of the Wild)

January 13, 2019



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The Nintendo Switch finally did away with the childish, linear hand-holding because The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is finally worthy of its 8-bit ancestors, its wooden sword and the lonely old dudes in caves.

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23 Comments

  • Reply MuloSings January 13, 2019 at 1:12 am

    Obviously pokemon

  • Reply MuloSings January 13, 2019 at 1:12 am

    My bro is probably getting smash bros ultimate for christmas 🙂

  • Reply MuloSings January 13, 2019 at 1:12 am

    Animal Crossing, haven't played that since my Dad dropped my Wii, gotta have that.

  • Reply MuloSings January 13, 2019 at 1:12 am

    And I really want to play Earthbound. It looks hilariously fun and wierd.

  • Reply MuloSings January 13, 2019 at 1:12 am

    Am I the first to hear about how bad Nintendo is? I mean, seriously, they rock. Although Rayman is the best platformer, Mario is still a pretty good game, especially the odd ones out like Super Mario Galaxy.
    But whats the BEST part of Nintendo, is Legend of Zelda They create giant, filled in worlds with awesome storie's, graphics (even back to the old games) and puzzles.

  • Reply Jason Chatham January 13, 2019 at 1:12 am

    isn't he holding an xbox controller and not a switch?

  • Reply TheLakeKing January 13, 2019 at 1:12 am

    w

  • Reply -Jang Kenet- January 13, 2019 at 1:12 am

    Holy shit

  • Reply Max Mccafferty January 13, 2019 at 1:12 am

    I seriously hate this game

  • Reply RainbowKittyGamer 007 January 13, 2019 at 1:12 am

    How has Nintendo JUST started to not be childish? Before the switch existed they had some adult games for their consoles, heck you can get some of the resident evil games on the ds and 3ds

  • Reply RainbowKittyGamer 007 January 13, 2019 at 1:12 am

    You do realise that just cause something is kid friendly it isn't always for kids right?

  • Reply C P January 13, 2019 at 1:12 am

    when do they kiss?

  • Reply Gregor Arsenyan January 13, 2019 at 1:12 am

    ps4 controller to play nintendo

  • Reply Allon Vorlete January 13, 2019 at 1:12 am

    This guys doesn't seem like a noob, he seems like a stoner.

  • Reply CJusticeHappen21 January 13, 2019 at 1:12 am

    Not to mention that the way that Ganon conquered Hyrule was through manipulation of the Ancient Guardians, who were designed by the Ancient Shiekah.
    This parallels to how both Xbox and PlayStation adopted Nintendo's innovations for themselves to "win" the console wars.

  • Reply CJusticeHappen21 January 13, 2019 at 1:12 am

    That parallel though…Holy Hylia.

  • Reply OpenG73 January 13, 2019 at 1:12 am

    srsly, fucking "spoiler alert" just a little bit maybe?

  • Reply Ben Walsh January 13, 2019 at 1:12 am

    Kinda sounds like a failed after hours sketch

  • Reply friskiy moon January 13, 2019 at 1:12 am

    W H A T

  • Reply Asaiah Montoya January 13, 2019 at 1:12 am

    He’s not even holding a switch controller

  • Reply Roland Hazoto January 13, 2019 at 1:12 am

    Hold up. Can we see that Blue Stinger speed run?
    I never did finish that game…

  • Reply destorer 4445 January 13, 2019 at 1:12 am

    Just for this one game… and smash brothers haha perfect.

  • Reply Cortez Hollister January 13, 2019 at 1:12 am

    Well is there a discovery within gameplay of how Nintendo Will be returned to greatness? What are the switch's numbers and fanfare like?

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